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Joke of the Day

"[interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle"

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner... ...because it's as old and overused as this joke."

"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."

"Last requests After I die, I have 2 requests on what shall happen to me. 1) I want my remains spread around Disney world. 2) I do not wish to be cremated"

"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."

"What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun? Top post on /r/Jokes."

"[judge at restaurant] ""I will try... the lobster"" [2 hours later] ""I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"""

"Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian."

"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."