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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"
Next Joke
"Q: Why is the banana the most popular fruit? A: Because of its appeal."
"""Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero."""
"I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono."
"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."
"Is it solipsistic in here... Or is it just me?"
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"
"Netflix suggested I watch my kids."
"I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?"
"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."