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Joke of the Day

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."

"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"

"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."

"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."

"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"

"Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"Today was a great day 10/10"

"What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric? ""Take us to your liter."""