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Joke of the Day

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"I love you, but I'm not in ""change my relationship status on FB"" love with you"

"A fat woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet. I just couldn't get pasta."

"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"

"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."

"Oh, you lost your phone and it's on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it."

"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."

"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."

"[wife answering phone] Gary, it's 3am! Where are you? ""I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"""

"You say tomato, I say summertime snowball."