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Joke of the Day
"Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down."
Next Joke
"I was gonna tell a priest joke... But it would probably rub some kids the wrong way."
"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""
"5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate This is why I can't watch breaking bad"
"What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad? ""Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"""
"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"
"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"
"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""
"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."