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Joke of the Day
"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""
Next Joke
"What did the turkey eat for Christmas? Nothing, it was already stuffed!"
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"
"I can't find a joke I read here yesterday... Now I have to wait all day to see it posted again :("
"Yo mommas so black she has been marked absent at night school."
"My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town. All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into disabled one."
"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."
"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"
"I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze"
"The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number."