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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a priest joke... But it would probably rub some kids the wrong way."
Next Joke
"Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death."
"Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son] go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you"
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"
"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"
"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"
"Already resenting that I have to wake up tomorrow."
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."
"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"