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Joke of the Day

"What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad? ""Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"""

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"Soda Can Yesterday someone hit my head with a soda can, luckily it was a soft drink."
"I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that I have enough chip clips for 6 people."
"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."
"What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !"
"if trump was president and made trump insurance... the slogan would be ""trump insurance,we build a wall around your house"""
"What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper."
"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."
"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"