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Joke of the Day

"My jokes are like straws They suck."

"I used to be confused by the quote ""with age comes wisdom"", but now that I'm older, I think I've finally figured it out."

"What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can sell her crack more than once"

"A gay couple decides to have some fun and play hide and seek... Jim: if you find me, I'll give you a blowjob! Mike: and if I don't find you? Jim: I'll be behind the couch."

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""

"Who makes more money - a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute- she can wash her crack and resell it."

"How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb."

"1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey."