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Joke of the Day
"What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?"
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"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."
"What kind of toothpaste do MLG use? Pretty much anything, just no Scope."
"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."
"How To Tell A Girl Is Mad: 1. She tells you she's mad 2. She tells you she's not mad 3. She sets your stuff on fire 4. She sets you on fire"
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair."
"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."