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Joke of the Day

"How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime? Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)"

"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"

"""Can I get you to-"" YES! ""Great! Here it-"" I'LL DO IT! ""Don't you want to-"" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script"

"What do you call a guy with eight dicks? A coctopus"

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people? He couldn't stand it."

"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""

"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"