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Joke of the Day

"How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb."

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!"

"Hey girl, are you a 10? Because you're basic..."

"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."

"TIL Mine sweeper (game) was invested in Pakistan"

"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""

"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con"", then what's the opposite of ""progress""? ""Cliche jokes""."

"Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency. He's calling it the hair force one."

"If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol."