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Joke of the Day

"A gay couple decides to have some fun and play hide and seek... Jim: if you find me, I'll give you a blowjob! Mike: and if I don't find you? Jim: I'll be behind the couch."

"My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED"

"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"

"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"

"So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?"

"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."

"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."

"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"