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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
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"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."
"Hey super sassy black women. I see you. But most importantly, I hear you. And everyone else does too."
"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
"How to lose weight: 1. Name your kid Weight 2. Take it to the mall"
"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker? A fucking know it all!"
"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."
"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."
"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"