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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker? A fucking know it all!"

"Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses? The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to /u/The_Messiah"

"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"

"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."

"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"

"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."

"I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me."

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?"

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."