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Joke of the Day
"How to lose weight: 1. Name your kid Weight 2. Take it to the mall"
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"How are making love in a boat and Coors Lite similar? They're both fucking close to water,"
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"I just got rear ended... ...and as I got out of the car, without even realizing how funny it was, I said ""That's a pain in the ass"" True story."
"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"
"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
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"Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians."
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today."