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Joke of the Day

"Son, Do U Also Treat Piles. A Couple In Train Girl- My Hand Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Hand, Girl- My Neck Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Neck, An Old Man Asks Boy, Son, Do U Also Treat Piles."

"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."

"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn't realize they were taking a selfie"

"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."

"Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*"

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""

"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."