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Joke of the Day

"Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*"

"In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out."

"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"

"1. Be born of a virgin 2. Walk on water 3. Get crucified 4. Return from the dead 5. ??? 6: Prophet"

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"I watched a horror porn set in a campground... It was fucking in tents."

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together."

"All it takes is a ""food dreadful, service poor"" Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner."

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"