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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"I sometimes feel kinda brave until I see a slightly above average size moth."

"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."

"Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea."

"*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*"

"Don't you dare go playing that drum again. There will be repercussions!"

"What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse? The centaur of attention."

"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it's black."