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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."
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"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."
"A man walk into a bank And yells: THIS IS A ROBBERY And banker replies: It is ,now give me your money."
"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they shouldn't be aired in public."
"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."
"I just sent a text that says ""we really need to talk"" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today."
"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"
"How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""