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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."
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"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"
"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"
"I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.'' 'Bob, that's a cat.'"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it's like over there.. He said he couldn't complain."
"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""
"Boss: Good suggestions at the staff meeting today, Bill. Me: I talk in my sleep?"
"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."
"They cut the hole in my Fallout disk to small. I can't fit my dick in it."