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"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."
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"Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger."
"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."
"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."
"Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail? A: A horse and rider."
"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"
"What do the Welsh like to do in their private time? Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke."
"What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off? Procrasturbation."
"Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me."
"Anal is like your first car You don't really want it, but your step dad gives it to you anyway"