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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."
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"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"
"I like my women like I like my weather. 60 and dry."
"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"
"Fun prank: ONLY explain gay marriage to your kids and then watch other people try to explain their weird straight marriages."
"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"
"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"
"My cat died. But I know he'll forever live on in passwords."
"Did you hear about the fierce competition between the Texan and Mexican ice cream shops? It was the Battle of the A La Mode!"