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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."
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"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."
"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""
"Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space."
"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."
"Did I ever post my Alzheimer's joke?"
"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."
"If I give you breakfast in bed just say ""thanks"" Not ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here"""
"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"