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Joke of the Day
"The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago"
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"I'm so patriotic I ejaculate red white and blue Minus the blue part. I should see a doctor."
"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"
"Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist."
"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."
"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."
"What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes? Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... ""Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"""
"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."
"For Halloween I'm dressing up as a plate. Girls love to do dishes."