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Joke of the Day

"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"

"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."

"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"

"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."

"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"

"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."

"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."

"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."

"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."