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Joke of the Day

"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."

"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. . . . I was right."

"Life plan: 1. Befriend shady people. 2. Witness a murder. 3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 4. So long student loans!"

"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"

"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"

"What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant? Alien versus Predator."

"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."

"Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend. Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life."

"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."

"Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy"