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Joke of the Day
"I'm so patriotic I ejaculate red white and blue Minus the blue part. I should see a doctor."
Next Joke
"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"
"i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel."
"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"
"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."
"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."
"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"
"""DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!"" - Axl Rose, playground monitor."