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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue"
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"Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years and the very day after he took that medicine he heard from America!"
"I like how supermarkets don't give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They're like ""here, buy this, it may eventually become food"""
"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."
"How do you find Will Smith in winter? You follow the Fresh Prince"
"My friend got caught having a wank in the showers on a school trip It completely ruined our visit to Auschwitz"
"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."
"I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old."
"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"
"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"