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Joke of the Day

"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."

"I'm a people person, but from a distance."

"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."

"It's called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too? K thanks."

"I want this election to be over so badly you'd think it was a friend's play."

"I'm having problems with my cat, He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna."

"When does every cat want to be fed? Right fucking meow"

"A girl just broke up with her friend The guy deserved it. He loved her more than anything, but still he treated her really badly. He really was a dick' to her. (addicted to her)"

"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."

"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."