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Joke of the Day

"Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist."

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"

"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."

"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"

"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."

"What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin."

"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"

"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."