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Joke of the Day

"sexy night My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first. The light."

"(My romance novel) ""You have a pretty face,"" he said. ""Thank you,"" she said, lifting up her bangs. ""I've got even more face under here."""

"I'm getting old, The only way I can screw a woman... Is to borrow money from her and not pay her back. (Credit given to my friend. i'm not that clever.)"

"People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!"

"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"

"They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun. *crashes vehicle* ""OMG, my legs! Hey, a party!"" *dies smiling*"

"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"

"I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep."

"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."