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"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"
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"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."
"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """
"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."
"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."
"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."
"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."