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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."

"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"

"What did Donald Duck say to Goofy? I Fucked your Dad !! Lol !!"

"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"

"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance."

"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."

"Halloween is the second woman's day in the year You can see slutty drunk witches everywhere after dark."

"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."