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Joke of the Day

"Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit."

"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."

"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh."

"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"

"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""

"What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period."

"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"*full moon emerges from behimd clouds* nno--nonono it cant be...RUN. FAR AWAY FROM ME. NOW. IM A-- IM A-- *turns into bungalow* IM A WAREHOUSE"

"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."