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Joke of the Day

"People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!"

"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""

"Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)"

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

"My friends don't hang out with me anymore since I told them I dilute my Viagra. They just can't tolerate that I'm homeosexual"

"Life is like a box of chocolates: Eventually it will kill your dog."

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."