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Joke of the Day
"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"
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"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."
"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"
"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"
"I got a new piercing I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said ""do you like my new piercing??"" After a few seconds she replied "" where's the piercing then?"" I said ""in my ear"""
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?"
"[first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water."
"I asked my dad the other day what he knew about anti-forensics He said he knew uncle forensics better"
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese."
"What did the tailor say about her job? It's sew sew"