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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese."
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"My girlfriend recently said that she needs some time and distance... Is she trying to calculate velocity?"
"I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it. But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson."
"Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics how to ruin the people!"
"I like my girlfriends the same way I like my Windows 8"
"If someone steals my lunch from the fridge at work, I get on the office PA system and do the Liam Neeson speech from Taken."
"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"
"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."