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Joke of the Day
"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."
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"What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney? Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke"
"Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off"
"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."
"I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six."
"Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged everyday"
"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"
"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit."
"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."