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Joke of the Day

"I asked my dad the other day what he knew about anti-forensics He said he knew uncle forensics better"

"Did you hear the one about the chicken and the egg? They were trying to get each other off!"

"A Chick, A 1% and A Black Guy walk into a Bar and ask: ""What time is the next debate?"""

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"My biggest fear is that someone will say ""Git-R-Dun"" while I'm holding my child. Because I will instinctively swing my baby at their face."

"What goes red and white, red and white, red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill."

"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"

"So pinocchio was going down on a girl... The girl then says YEAH! Eat that pussy pinocchio get it!"

"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."