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Joke of the Day
"Fruit: often disappointing. Salad: always disappointing. Fruit salad: meets expectations."
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"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
"Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar ( i need /u/yourjokeexplainedhere Customer: ""I'll have a Bin Laden, please."" Barman: ""Sir, what is dat?"" Customer: ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down."
"How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !"
"Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads. Me: Are you Italian, my brother? Him: No. Me: Then no more pizza for you."
"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."
"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
"First day on the new job, Boss says ""We're going to give a drug test"" and I said ""Great, I know all about drugs."""
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!"""