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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
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"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay."
"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."
"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."
"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"
"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"
"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"
"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"
"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."