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Joke of the Day
"I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down."
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"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."
"I'd be able to find affordable glasses... In an eye deal world."
"Three Paddys"
"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."
"Ya know what's a real pain in my ass? Anal fissures."
"Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now."
"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."
"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""
"My wife must think I'm a god... She keeps giving me burnt offerings !"