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Joke of the Day
"I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down."
Next Joke
"What did the Doe say when she walked out of the bushes? I'll never do that for two bucks again."
"My joke will make you absolute value of zero lol"
"Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie."
"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
"[Weekend in NYC with my wife] Wife: Did you know Comicon is in NYC this weekend? Me walking out of bathroom in a Deadpool costume: No clue"
"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."
"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"
"Two midgets got married They found their other half"