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Joke of the Day

"First day on the new job, Boss says ""We're going to give a drug test"" and I said ""Great, I know all about drugs."""

"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."

"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !"

"I walk around with a hockey bag filled with dildos & chihuahua's just in case Paris Hilton fires her assistant and is looking for a new one."

"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"I think my abs look pretty good for a mother of 2 kids. I don't have kids."

"Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!"

"Why are asprins white? Because they work."