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Joke of the Day

"I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can't any more. My phone battery just doesn't have the stamina any more."

"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"

"Why do authors subtitle their books, ""A Novel"". Did someone look at their book one day and say ""I thought this was a sandwich?"""

"What is in common between a napkin and a person? If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin."

"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."

"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."

"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"

"Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too! Original reddit first joke!"

"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"

"You're more special than relativity."