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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."
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"It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed"
"Why doesn't the pope like the Higgs Boson? Because you can't have mass without him"
"Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn? Fucking firemen."
"Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"When I see one of those student driver cars, I always honk a lot and yell, ""You're doing great!"" I think they appreciate the encouragement."
"Gunshots Or fireworks?"
"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
"Here is my online impression of an extractor fan. I used to like tractors. I don't now"