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Joke of the Day
"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"
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"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""
"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"
"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"
"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"
"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"
"Someone told me I have no sense of humor I don't get it"
"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier."
"Dodgeball in gym class... because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12."