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Joke of the Day

"Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too! Original reddit first joke!"

"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."

"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."

"Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans? Because if they had one more, they would be 240."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says, ""I think not,"" and vanishes."

"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"

"If I bought 1/4 of the Viagra the spammers are offering me, I'd have a hard on for the next 400 years."

"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."

"""I'd like to make a toast."" - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family"

"Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"