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Joke of the Day

"What is in common between a napkin and a person? If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads."

"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""

"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"

"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."

"I sent my wife a card that said, ""I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."""

"I wish I had the confidence to just randomly sit on people and start bathing myself like my cat does."