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Joke of the Day

"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""

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"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."
"I'm gonna make a proctologist training video based on the Shawshank Redemption The main characters name will be Andy Dufranus"
"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."
"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."
"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."
"My wife came back really upset from her doctor's appointment -What did he say my love? -He said we cannot have sex for at least a month... -How that? -He is on vacation in Barbados for a month..."
"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One in the center eating its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds."
"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."