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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"I wanted to be a pilot in the air force But they said I didn't have the right altitude."

"My psychic friend is really excited about this new year. You could say he's really looking forward to it."

"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"

"Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working."

"Even at my age, I can still turn a lot of heads. It's mostly to see where the smell is coming from though."

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."