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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
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"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""
"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."
"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
"New health study on the psychology of midgets Shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."