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Joke of the Day

"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."

"Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard"

"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."

"I want to invent an intravenous drug. I will name it Lord's Name, and people will be taking the Lord's Name in vein."

"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"I childproofed the house... but they still get in!"

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"Why are prostate exams so important? They show how much of an asshole you are"