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Joke of the Day
"Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam."
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"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"
"You people remind me of lemons.... You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money."
"A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often."
"Why did the left shoe marry the right? Because they were ""sole""-mates :)"
"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."
"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"
"The Puritans were a bunch of stuck-up pricks. They had such a holier-than-thou attitude."
"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."