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Joke of the Day
"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."
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"Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else."
"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."
"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"
"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"
"I don't like referencing Not et al."
"Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him? Because he was pain in the neck!"
"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."
"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."